Okay...these are some that I've gathered through the years from old magazines that's more than a decade old.
STORY 1
A girl was practicing her basketball skill at the gym. She noticed there was a hot basketball player and kept on looking at him, even if she was running and dribbling the ball. She suddenly fell and the coach saw.
"Why don't you ask for his number after practice?!!!" The coach shouted loud enough for everyone to hear.
STORY 2
There were two girls who were in a video store. Both of them were speaking loudly and didn't care since they were speaking Russian. One of the girls said that the video store cashier was hot to her friend. The friend, however, said he wasn't and kept making remarks about what a plain Joe he looks. The mother of that girl told them to stop talking. She said that the video store cashier was Russian and understood every single word!
STORY 3
A girl in the library was desperate to speak to her crush. She grabbed whatever book she saw and walked up to him. She told him, "Have you read this book? I think it has some information I need for a research." The boy suddenly laughed. When she read the title of book she was holding, it was a book of masturbation.
